THE FULL PACKER REPORT

"FULL PACKERS DON'T ASK WHY, THEY JUST KEEP ON HIKING HIGH" - - - - - - (Words and Music by Rocketman) Full Packer Founding Date -- Saturday, August 26, 1989/Date of "HermAid"

Sunday, September 24, 2006


FULLPACKERS TRIUMPHANTLY RETURN FROM RECORDSETTING ADVENTURE VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA Jambo H. Scout (FPI) Two members of the world renowned Fullpacker Organization have just returned from a recordsetting mission in the Pacific Northwest province of British Columbia.
Jambo, Charter Member and spouse, Earth Mother of the Ladies Auxiliary set three new milestones--the first mission outside the United States,the highest vertical ascent and the fastest ascent and descent to base camp. Attacking the imposing Whistler Mountain from a base elevation of 2,100', they reached the summit of 7,150', a 5,050
vertical climb and returned to base camp in less than 3 hours. This was accomplished without getting colt or scaret, despite the presence of snow. Not content with this performance, the duo returned to the mountain two days later in a valiant attempt to break this record. Unfortunately, a side trip from the summit extended the descent duration, so the original record still stands. The pair employed the novel "ultralight" technique which requires climbing without a pack and only minimal clothing.
The local native peoples have a name for it -- "gaw-n'-doe-'la." Loosely translated, it means "as the raven travels." Upon returning to their Fabius farm, the victorious couple were warmly greeted by a sleepy Jambolina and their feline family of three, anxiously awaiting further details of this remarkable achievement.

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