THE FULL PACKER REPORT

"FULL PACKERS DON'T ASK WHY, THEY JUST KEEP ON HIKING HIGH" - - - - - - (Words and Music by Rocketman) Full Packer Founding Date -- Saturday, August 26, 1989/Date of "HermAid"

Saturday, October 14, 2006


An email sent to me by Jambo:

My Impressions:

I knew Peter LaFarge.
Peter LaFarge was a friend of mine.
Rocketman is no Peter LaFarge!

I know Kinky Friedman(and the Texas Jewboys)
Kinky Friedman is a friend of mine.
Rocketman is no Kinky Friedman!

I know Rocketman.
Rocketman is a Full Packer
Rocketman is no plagiarist!

A meat stylist? Yes!
A flautist? Yes!
A blossoming homosexual? Yes!

A Dee Jay exposed to a multitiude of obscure songs? Yes!
A man that should shave his head and mustache? Yes!
A man that should quit already with the prepubescent bathroom humor? Yes!

A plagiarist? Absolutely not!
You know it! I know it! The American people know it!

Chalk this up to coincidence.

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