FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE - June 9, 2007:

A Jambo submission:

The word on the street is that the Full Packer Association is currently under surveillance by the combined resources of the DEA and DEC. Apparently, both agencies have been tipped off that the members of the organization “just keep on hiking high”. Obviously, not only is this practice illegal, but it can have a deleterious impact on the environment. Members are cautioned to be wary and never travel in pairs, especially on Tuesday evenings and Wednesdays. Please adjust your routines and travel plans until this situation is resolved.