A new submission from Jambo -

Jambo has been delinquent in accessing the FPR, the last visit being on Halloween. Let me offer my heartfelt apologies. A lot has transpired since then.

First let me congratulate the Cap on his acceptance into the 2007 Mt.Ranier mission. It is a measure of his dedication and persistance and that is why he is the Cap!

Secondly, let me also congratulate the Cap on his upcoming 50th birthday which was celebrated this past Saturday, 12/9/06 at the Foggy Goggle in Fabius. The Goggle is becoming almost as popular as the Road Kill Cafe as a hangout for the FP'rs. In fact, Earth Mother and Jambo hold a reception there every Saturday night during ski season. All are invited!

Thirdly, as a prerequisite for maintaining membership in good standing with the FP'rs, I move that all members must visit the site on a weekly basis.

Finally, although, Jambo owns no "automatic killing devices" at least he knows how to spell correctly the name of the designer of the AK 47----- Kalashnikov !!!