FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE – March 13, 2007 – 12:12pm: The Full Packers are saddened to hear that their leader, Capitanious has decided not to pursue the Mt. Rainier mission this fall due to the escalating costs.

Unbeknownst to him, the remaining FP's meeting in secret session, have decided to resurrect the infamous "Rocketman Installment Plan". They hope to finance the Cap's expedition at a date yet to be determined after negotiations over the actual installment amount have been completed. Because of the anticipated length of said negotiations, they are unable to provide even an estimate as to when such funding might be available.

(Contributed by Jambo H. Scout)