
Jambo would like to express his profound apologies to First Light and his lovely wife Linda for his juvenile behavior this past Saturday evening in the parking lot of the Scotch and Sirloin. After a wonderful cruise themed dinner with First Light, Linda, Earth Mother, Mark “Bones” Waite and new wife Sue, Jambo, feeling a touch of spring fever decided to throw snowballs at the Waite and First Light vehicles as they departed the restaurant parking lot. He scored a direct hit on the Waites as Bones accelerated feverishly to escape the frozen fusilade. As the First Light vehicle slowed to a stop to bid us a final goodnight, Jambo threw the snowball which he had secretly concealed behind his back through the open window of said vehicle at a distance of 30 yards narrowly avoiding injury to First Light. This was ill conceived and unwarranted. Jambo had no malicious intent and did not aim the projectile at the esteemed Full Packer. It was purely an act of God. Again, my heartfelt apologies to not only the victims, but to all my fellow Full Packers for such disgraceful public behavior.
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