Another Jambo Submission:

Although I previously committed to no longer post on the FPR, I am compelled by circumstances to send this final submission.

In the wake of the supposedly resolved controversy, there remain unresolved issues.

In response to Cap’s and Roc’s unilateral decision to rescind the winter meeting vote and head for Mt. Washington, Jambo, as the only charter member to have completed all missions since inception of the organization, took it upon himself to enlist 3 new colleagues into a splinter group to join him for the sanctioned Seward Mountain Mission in the absence of the deserters. This is reminiscient of Algonquin ’97, when the FPs were content to remain at the Thirsty Moose, except for Jambo who angrily shouted “ !@#$ %&!, I ‘m climbing Algonquin, dammit!” To their credit, a certain charter member and the brother of another charter member relented and made the climb as well.

These then are the issues:

Issue#1--- How are we going to accommodate 9 people?
Issue#2---What precisely did Roc do to be awarded the coveted Peace Prize?
Issue#3---How many demerits should be levied against the instigator(s) and accomplice(s) of the “controversy”?