THE FULL PACKER REPORT

"FULL PACKERS DON'T ASK WHY, THEY JUST KEEP ON HIKING HIGH" - - - - - - (Words and Music by Rocketman) Full Packer Founding Date -- Saturday, August 26, 1989/Date of "HermAid"

Thursday, July 05, 2007

FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE: July 5th, 2007: Charter Member of the Full Packers Rocketman confirmed this morning that he recently returned from a solo expedition of Limekiln Lake State Campground, just outside of Inlet, NY. - Wednesday, June 27th.

A reporters note - This was an unsanctioned Full Packer adventure, meaning, he does get bragging rights (for what that's worth), but it does not have the blessing of the Full Packers and cannot be claimed as a Full Packer Expedition. This reporter can only assume this trip was no doubt planned and completed to help set aside the humiliation of the “Phelps Folly” more than a decade ago.

Rocketman reported that during the dark terror of the night, he was continually startled from his sleep by cold blooded predators that lurked just outside his tent. In a moment of unbridled courage, Rocketman left the security of his temporary home and ventured outside into the blind flames of uncertainty. With one quick motion, with cat-like reflexes and heart pounding fear, he tapped the toad away from the side of his tent.

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