The June 7th 2009 Winter Meeting has been canceled! 

Please stay tuned to the FP Blog for further updates.

Jambo Replies to Fullpacker Blog Report
Camp David, NY (FPI)

"This reporter has viewed the blog dated June 5, 2009. I notice that there is a Winter(?) Meeting scheduled for June 7, 2009. After many previous cancellations, is this to be believed? Also, fortunately, I declined to shake a certain charter member's hand this past Thursday despite it being offered contained within a rubber glove covered with animal blood. Despite this, I have noticed that my right hand has deformed to a position where it appears to be grasping a long cylindrical rod of perhaps 7"-8". Could this be an early symptom of the dreaded FP palsy?" -- Jambo HBS

FULLPACKER PRESS RELEASE: June 5, 2009 – The FP Blog would like to issue this medical alert! It is highly recommended that caution be used when shaking hands with other Full Packer brothers, even those with "charter member status". There are apparent risks when shaking the hand of another Full Packer, even if the FP who offers his hand in greeting thoroughly washes or wipes his hand clean on his butcher apron prior to the actual shaking. It is recommended that your refuse to shake that hand even if it brings on social embarrassment and sleepless nights to the one who offered his hand in true brotherly friendship and love.