FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE, May 31, 2007: Full Packers - Jambo, Rocketman, First Light and Capitanious returned yesterday from a mega birthday gala that took place at Full Packer Acres; part of First Lights' estate - two milestone birthdays for First Light (60) and Rocketman (50). The surprise birthday celebration was a success and fun was had-by-all. Special guest “Wild ‘get ‘er done’ Bill” (photo below) joined the Full Packers for their special evening. Below are the “best of” photos from the festivities.

FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE, MAY 29, 2007: A BIG 50!!! The management and staff at the Full Packer Report would like to wish FP Charter Member Rocketman a very happy birthday. Party plans are in the works, please stand tuned for future celebration photos.

FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE – May 24, 2007: In a recent phone interview, un-named members of the Jambo and the Jam Masters Rx Band commented on the “Free Bird” guitar solo that lasted 1 hour and 53 mins of the 2 hour concert. “Yes, we get it, Jambo can play a mean guitar”. According to the un-named drummer, his “Inda-gada-da-vida” drum solo was pushed aside due to running out of time. "I had to fly this drum set in from Toledo, it takes time to set up and I practiced for weeks!!! I really get into Iron Butterfly...and this is what I get!!" As you can see from the photo (above), members of the band were waiting for Jambo to finish up his unexpected and exhausting guitar solo. Another member, said under her breath, “I thought my freakin' arm was going to fall off, I mean really...I kept thinking, 'when is this guy going to rap it up???? How long do I have to tap this damn tambourine???!!’” Jambo better known as "Chuck" or "Chick" and former member of the CNY garage band "Stuart Little" was not available for comment.

FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE – May 24, 2007: Rocketman reports that he tackled the raging waters of Fish Creek yesterday. Blue skies and calm waters made for a peaceful and restful paddle. In a recent phone conversation Rocketman admits, “It’s been a long time since I really enjoyed a Wednesday, I forgot how nice my day off can be.”

FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE - May 23, 2007:

Another Jambo submission:

Jambo and the Jam Masters have just completed a successful engagement at the Annual MGI Pharma National Meeting in Orlando,Fl. Jambo, former back up guitarist for the Leecher-Berry Experience was asked to organize a group comprised of musically talented colleagues from the company. With only four hours of practice over two days in advance of their debut, the Jam Masters were able to put together two hours worth of material. Those in attendance were astounded to discover that “Free Bird “ could be played for that long.

In a recent comment posted to the Full Packer Report, "Karen" an avid reader writes; "Happy Birthday First Light. You're the best". While most of the Full Packer's would agree that FirstLight is "special", being the "best" is certainty up for debate.

Thank you and have a great day!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRSTLIGHT!! THE BIG 60

The management and staff at the Full Packer Report would like to take this opportunity to wish Firstlight a Very Happy Birthday. May the wind always be at your back and the trails you hike always flat and smooth.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRSTLIGHT!!!

An Editorial Comment from the Editor and Chief of the Full Packer Report, Capitanious

“Hi Folks - In this time of media corruption and mistrust, it is critical that the staff at the Full Packer Report maintain integrity, which means to monitor - and yes – reject submissions from time to time. The Full Packer Report encourages submissions from its readers, and prides itself on true and honest stories that tell the real adventures of the Full Packer team. However, recently we have - with mixed emotions - published submissions that are somewhat questionable in nature and may not be true-to-life. However with limited resources here at the FPR we continue to publish all submissions regardless of their questionable nature. However, we insist that only truthful submission are offered, not just wild fantasies and imaginations”

As always, we thank you for your continued support.

FULL PACKER PRESS RELEASE- May 16, 2007: Another Jambo submission:

"During a recent business trip to Old Saybrook,CT, Jambo had the oppurtunity to go fishing with his old friend Livingston Taylor off the coast of Martha's Vineyard,MA. After an exhausting 45 minute struggle, Jambo successfully landed this impressive striped bass held by his fishing buddy. Too fatigued to actually lift the specimen himself, Jambo unselfishly offered to take the picture instead as Livingston hoisted the behemoth into view. After a fine feast of fried fresh fish, the pair repaired to Liv's studio to work on their new CD in preparation for a late 2007 release and ensuing national tour.The newly formed duo, much inspired by the Leecher-Barry Experience popular in the early '90s, will be known as The Bastards of Bass and will have Hot Tuna as the opening act. Rumor has it that both the LBE and Phish may be reuniting and will be co-headlining on select dates. Stay tuned to the FPR for more breaking news."

FULL PACKER NEWS RELEASE (May 15, 2007): Hi Folks - Capitanious here. I've been tying flies as long as I've been tying my shoes and this one had me stumped! However, one quick call to Rocketman and he set me straight. In a previous email I could not identify the speces of fish I caught during my recent fishing expedition up to the Salmon River. I asked Roc to look at the fish - via this blog - and tell me what kind it was.

He said, "what you have here Cap is a Chub...its latin name is Leuciscus Cephalus. Chub's can be found in most of the NY's rivers and more recently in still waters where it is being stocked. The Chub is predatory and tends to live together in shoals, larger specimens tending to become solitary. The staple diet of the young fish are small invertebrates; older Chub also feed on small fish, insects, small crayfish, fruit and berries. The Chub can often be found under overhanging trees and bushes also on gravel beds where it can be occasionally seen feeding in a river's current. The Chub can be distinguished by it's convex anal fin and the arrangement of its pharyngeal teeth. It has a long, cylindrical, streamlined body with grey or black-bordered scales. It's back is grayish brown in color, tinged with green, it's sides are lighter and often golden blending into a white belly."

Thanks Rocketman!!

FULL PACKER NEWS RELEASE (May 14, 2007): Feeling a bit spring feverish this past Friday, Capitanious donned his old fly fishing gear and headed north to the Salmon River where the trout and salmon are as big as the river they call home. Capitanious was baiting small and catching big on the slightly overcast day. Perfect conditions for a bit of catch and release action. Black flies ruled the day, but did not stop the old portly angler. Caddis dry flies seem to do the trick! The Captain caught 1 brookie and 7 others. Currently he is doing research on the "7 others" to identify this species of fish that seems to inhabit this river (photo above). Below are some photos of his day and rod bending trophy catch.